Sep
16
2014

Reblogged from zofia-and-sloths :

superbrandybob:

mattharv666:

skankmcmeow:

I see your shifting gaze, that disgusted glance. I know you’re questioning my parenting from across the elementary school assembly.

Let me tell you a little story about the kindergarten student with bright purple hair, my little Raven Marie…

A month before school started she decided to play hair stylist with the craft scissors, and to save what was left I had to opt for a pixie cut. She was absolutely devastated. It was about three hours before she stopped her harsh sobbing and hiccups.

Why?

She has thought that the length of a girls hair was what made her “girly”. I know I’ve personally had many hairstyles around her before, including a purple mohawk, which many people criticized as not being “girly” enough. Media, other children, other parents, and society made it worse. She would randomly burst in tears while out in public for the first week of her new style, screaming that she looked like a boy. That everyone would think she’s a boy.

At one point she took off her bow in her hair, threw it at a cashier and screamed, “I DON’T NEED THIS BOW TO TELL YOU THAT I’M NOT A BOY, BECAUSE I’M NOT”

Proudly stomping away in her blue jean overalls, head held high.

Once we edged closer to the first day of school she kept asking questions like, “Do you think the other kids will like me? Do you think they’ll be my friend? Will they think I’m a boy? Will they pick on me because I have boy hair?”

So I went to the grocery store, bought some dye, and spent the whole night transforming my bright blonde little girl into a plum punk rock fairy. I then assured her that if any of the kids didn’t like her, they were just jealous.

As for you, mothers and teachers with the wandering eyes filled with disgust and judgement, I’m in the business of raising a free spirit.

Here’s to you, Raven Marie. I love you.

Look at how fucking adorable that kid is holy fucking shit

A++++ parenting.

Sep
16
2014
Sep
16
2014

Reblogged from zofia-and-sloths :

guys

wunderschonen:

lanadelreynudes:

aru:

if i ever see any of you in public, the code is

image

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

 

I don’t have enough facial muscles to do that.

Sep
16
2014

Reblogged from zofia-and-sloths :

boys-and-suicide:

weird-amphibious-dolphin:

kiei:

Super Mario vs Pacman by Unknown

This was a ride from beginning to end

This was so entertaining to watch

boys-and-suicide:

weird-amphibious-dolphin:

kiei:

Super Mario vs Pacman by Unknown

This was a ride from beginning to end

This was so entertaining to watch

Sep
16
2014

Reblogged from sagihairius :

vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

Sep
15
2014

Reblogged from zofia-and-sloths :

"I need more clothes."

me everyday when getting ready (via vauo)

Sep
15
2014

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Sep
15
2014

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(Source: clestroying)

Sep
15
2014

Reblogged from onceuponamirror :

Asked by Anonymous:

You know, I would pay good money to see an episode of CS just staying at home watching movies on Netflix. Preferably them watching all the Peter Pan adaptations, just to see Killian's face. And of course The Princess Bride and Star Wars. And maybe Pirates of the Caribbean, because I'm sure Killian would have an amusing running commentary going on.


onceuponamirror:


i’m with jen here ok 

Sep
15
2014

Reblogged from zofia-and-sloths :

wendy-pleakley:

look what i fucking did (original post)

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